The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

like people who kill boys who kiss boys

(via lennonfever)

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weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

(via gaskarse)

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i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people

(via that-is-illegal)

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Christians this 4/20 be like


(via rogermorris98)

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"stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic" 

i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today 

(via lennonfever)

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when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer


(via littleballofpunk)

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