anklestothewall:

/save everyone else

/can’t take own advice

• 1: Show me the booty.
• 2: Gimme the booty.
• 3: I want the booty.
• 4: Back up tha booty.
• 5: I need tha booty.
• 6: I like the booty.
• 7: Oh, what a booty.
• 8: Shakin' that booty.
• 9: I saw tha booty.
• 10: I want the booty.
• 11: Lord, what a booty.
• 12: Bring on tha booty.
• 13: Give up tha booty.
• 14: Lovin' tha booty.
• 15: Round booty.
• 16: Down for tha booty.
• 17: I want tha booty.
• 18: Huntin' tha booty.
• 19: Chasin' tha booty.
• 20: Casing tha booty.
• 21: Gettin' tha booty.
• 22: Beautiful booty.
• 23: Smokin' booty.
• 24: Talk to tha booty.
• 25: More booty.
• 26: Fine booty.

hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

(via let-it-go-and-let-live-again)

egberts:

egberts:

put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun

apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

(via let-it-go-and-let-live-again)

fuckyeahlaughters:

Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.

(Source: good-for-mee, via thisis-sempiturtle)

dooblerdoo:

whenever I create a text post

(via holyhobbitshit)